What happened to Bribery?

So what happened to Bribery?

We were promised bribery.  

Nancy Pelosi stood at the microphone and said it was bribery.  The crime was bribery.  The president of the United States would be removed from office because of bribery.  All the fake news sat in front of Nancy taking diligent notes.

First they said it was Quid Pro Quo.......But nobody in the United States cared at all.  

So the Corrupt Democrats got their focus groups together and Bribery was the key word everyone enjoyed.  So it would be bribery.  

The fact that there was no bribery was not important to the corrupt Democrats or the Fake News.  The president was about to be taken down.

But the articles of impeachment came out and there is no bribery.  No Quid Pro Quo.  No Obstruction of Justice.  No Collusion with Russia.  No any crime at all that they promised you over and over and  over and over and over as you sat excitedly waiting for Nancy to do what the voters refused to do.  Get rid of Trump.

But Nancy has let you down once again. Abuse of power....Really?  That is is not even a crime.  There is no crime called Abuse of power.   What they are giving you is a big bunch of nothing at all.  

Exactly what I have been telling you they would be giving you.  They tried and tried and tried and tried to manufacture an actual crime but they failed miserably.  So hopefully you weren't paying  much attention their promised and you will now be thoroughly impressed with Abuse of power (YAWN..........)

Next month the Republicans in the Senate will hurl this Democrat disgrace into the trash bin of history.  Next November Democrats will be obliterated by the fed up American voters.  Next November Donald Trump will be returned to the White House.......There he will giggle uncontrollably and lead the way for 4 more years.  You heard it here first.  

Now go enjoy the spectacle and absurdity the Democrats have in store for you.