CNN+
You already don't watch normal Fake news CNN.
I know you don't watch it because nobody watches it.
That is why their ratings are consistently in the toilet.
But CNN is betting you will agree to take $5.99 out of your bank account, and place it in their bank account.
Then they can give you even more fake news.
Exclusive fake news.
Fake News your friends will be envious that you get, and they do not.
Will you really be giving CNN $5.99 a month?
Of course, you won't .
And in 8 months when the entire endeavor goes belly up I will be sure to tell you all about it.
Right after I stop giggling.
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