Florida Is Freezing......Climate Change.
30 years ago they called it Global Warming.
Too much Carbon Dioxide in the atmoshere blocked heat causing horrible things.
The solution........ You MUST change your lifestyle.
It is all your fault.
The problem was the world wasn't really heating as they said.
Last winter Texas had record cold. The windmills froze.
This week Florida has record cold.
It is a big problem to their narrative the earth is heating up.
So they made a change.
Global Warming was out.
Climate Change was in.
Climate Change is much better becuase it means anything on planet earth can be blamed on Climate Change.
Flooding......Climate Change.
Drought......Climate Change.
Heat Wave......Climate change.
Record Cold......Climate Change.
Tornado......Climate Change.
Hurricane......Climate Change.
Social Unrest.......Climate Change.
Civil War.......Climate Change.
There is nothing you cannot point at and scream Climate Change.
It is perfect.
And it is all your fault.
Your lifestyle is disgusting and you need to change.
Bur first remember.....If you go to Florida bring your sweater.......Because.......Climate Change.
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