Neutron Jack
Before there was Jeffrey
Immelt to despise there was Jack Welch. Jack Welch led the way to mass layoffs
and sending US jobs overseas. When other companies thought their US
employees might have value Jack showed them otherwise. Lay off as many
Americans as possible and don’t ever thing twice about it.
Now Jack is upset that
the unemployment numbers supposedly came down a month before the election. He
is upset people might think all his hard work in creating unemployed might be
glossed over for the sake of political gains. He knows there aren’t anymore
jobs this month (then last) and he wants to make sure everyone else knows it
too. It is real important that his legacy stay in tact. Don’t worry Jack we
believe you.
Welch trimmed GE's
workforce by more than 100,000, earning him the
nickname he despised "Neutron
Jack" a reference to the bomb designed to remove the people but leave
the buildings intact.
The conspiracy
erupted after former General
Electric CEO Jack
Welch, a Republican,
tweeted his skepticism five minutes after theLabor
Department announced
that the unemployment rate had fallen to 7.8 percent in September from 8.1
percent the month before.
"Unbelievable jobs numbers..these
Chicago guys
will do anything..can't debate so change numbers," Welch tweeted, referring to
the site of Obama campaign headquarters.
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