Say No To Sex....Just Like Bristol Palin...

Republicans love to tell you all about how YOU shouldn't have sex.

Sex is bad. Sex is terrible and you shouldn't ever have it.

Not having sex is much better and it is easy too. Just don't get naked and don't hang around other people who get naked and you will be all set.

If you need further leadership on not having sex just follow Bristol Palin. she is the expert. That girl never has sex. Seriously she doesnt.

Now if you will excuse her she has a secind baby room to prepare.

Abstinence Advocate Bristol Palin Announces Second Unplanned Pregnancy

“I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you,” she wrote.