HAHAHAHA Russia is funny.
When Putin isn't going around murdering everyone it is nice to see that he has a good sense of humor.
"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us," the audio message begins.
"To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1."
"To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2,"
"to request election interference, press 3."