Congressional Shush Fund For Inappropriate Behavior.

When members of your United States Congress act inappropriately there is a tax payer fund which pays off the victims to make it all go away.

The misbehaving member of congress doesn't have to pay anything.

It is all kept confidential.

They harass.

You pay.

Everyone shuts up.

Everyone is happy.

So far it has cost you at least $15,000,000.00

Any questions?

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/360398-jackie-speier-the-house-has-paid-out-15-million-on-behalf-of-sexual-harassers