High Blood Pressure......You Now Probably Have It....

They changed the guidlines......of course they did.

That means more people now have high blood pressure.

(They don't really)

That means more people can be prescribed drugs.

That means more money for drug companies......

yayyyyyy!!!!!

More drugs....the answer to every problem (real and fake) in the united states.

Take them everyday.

Half of America now has high blood pressure. How exciting.....

Get those prescription pads ready......gonna be a profitable year.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/13/health/new-blood-pressure-guidelines/index.html