Joe Biden Launches His Presidential Campaign.....

Joe Biden.....

Joe launches his Presidential campaign not by highlighting any accomplishments he achieved during his 45 years in the Washington Swamp.

He has no accomplishments that would impress you.

You weren't impressed in 1988 when you chose Mike Dukakis over Biden.

You weren't impressed in 2008 when you chose (wet behind the ears) Obama over Biden.

You definitely won't be impressed today.

Joe launched his Presidential campaign not talking about his grand plans for improving your life in the future. Joe has no plans for the future.

Joe launched his campaign not by telling you how Obama (your favorite President ever) is endorsing him. Obama is not endorsing him. Obama doesn't want to endorse a loser.

Joe didn't launch his campaign by telling you that Trump has destroyed the US economy. The US economy is going gang busters. GDP is 3.2% which is way better than the "experts" predicted.

Joe didn't launch his campaign by telling you Trump has destroyed the stock markets. The stock market is breaking new records every couple of days. 3 times last week alone it broke records. You are making lots of money thanks to Trumps stock market.

Joe didn't launch his campaign telling you that the job market is terrible. There are more people working in the United States today then at any point in history. Unemployment is at historic lows.

Joe didn't launch his campaign telling you that wages are going down. Wages are going up.

Joe didn't launch his campaign telling you that the trade deficit is increasing. The trade deficit just narrowed by a lot.

Joe didn't launch his campaign telling you that prescription drug prices are going up. Prescription drug prices just went down for the first time in 40 years. You didn't know that because the fake news media didn't tell you, but I will.

Joe would have loved to tell you that President Trump needs to go because he is a Russia spy.........but it turns out Trump is not a Russian Spy at all. Damn it!

The only thing Joe could think to do (to impress you into supporting his certain to fail presidential campaign) is to call Trump a racist. The old tired Charlottsville rally is all Biden could come up with.

He didn't want to point out that African American Unemployment is at all time lows....... thanks to Trump.

Biden just hopes you will think that Trump is a Nazi. He is hoping he (and the Fake media) can convince you that Trump said Nazis were very fine people. Even though that is not what he said at all. Even though you can go to YouTube and see what he actually said. Even though Trump reminded you what he actually said (the other day). But the fake news media lies..... They say Trump is trying to rewrite history. He isn't. He actually did say (what he said he said) but everybody just lies.

Will it work? Will Biden Convince you that Trump is a Racist and Biden is here to save the day? Of course it won't work. Biden knows it won't work. The fake news media knows it won't work. You should also know it won't work.

After 45 years Biden should be able to do more to convince you he should be President. But unfortunately he can't do better. Which is why he will fail. For the third time.