Scientist Achieved 80% Kill Rate....YAY!
Covid has a 1% mortality rate.
That was successful in murdering millions of people.
For a serial killer that would be very impressive.
But.......
The scientists (who you think are trying to save you ......wink wink) were less impressed by that achievement.
So they are still hard at work trying to kill you even more efficiently.
They now have a virus that kills 80%
WOW!
Now you are talking. High fives all around.
Oh don't be so nervous.........It only kills mice (chuckle chuckle).
You are totally safe...(Snort....Snort)
Nothing you need to worry about.
Go watch Netflix and mind your business.
They will be sure to let you know if this one escapes the lab too.
posted by res17 at
October 17, 2022
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