Amazon Wants The Key To Your Front Door....

First they convinced you to put their microphone in your house.

That was greatly appreciated.

Now they want you to also put a camera in your house, and also they want a key to your front door.

They also want you to give them permission to let strangers in your house when you are not there.

OK?

Oh but if you want you can watch the strangers in your house from your phone.

See…..It is all good.

If you can’t trust Jeff Bezos (who signed a 600 million dollar contract with the CIA) with the keys to your front door then who can you trust?

http://nypost.com/…/amazon-wants-the-keys-to-your-front-do…/

Delivery associates are told to ring a doorbell or knock when they arrive at someone’s house. If no one greets them, they press ‘unlock’ in a mobile app

(SO WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX IN THE LIVING ROOM AND THE DOORBELL RINGS AND YOU IGNORE IT………WAIT 30 SECONDS AND THE UPS GUY WILL BE IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH YOU.)

Larsen said theft was “not something that happens in practice,” based on early tests of the Amazon Key program. (Comforting)

He added that if a problem arises, “You can call customer service, file a claim and Amazon will work with you to make sure it’s right,” reimbursing customers in some cases.

(IF THE UPS GUYS STEALS ALL YOUR STUFF AMAZON MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU…….FANTASTIC)

http://nypost.com/2017/10/25/amazon-wants-the-keys-to-your-front-door/