Thursday, May 1, 2014

US Economy Will No Longer Be #1.....

For the first time in 142 years the United States Economy will soon no longer be #1 in the world.
ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY TWO consecutive years.
The “experts” predicted it would take (corporate America) until 2019 to send the US economy to second place.
Corporate America is much more efficient at killing US jobs, and sending all the work to Communist Red China, then the experts realized. They are going to get it done 5 years earlier then predicted.
Corporations must be so proud. It is not easy to destroy the #1 economy….. but they did it. YAY!
In boardrooms across America the Champaign glasses must be clinking together in celebration.
Yes we are all truly living through historic times.
Your grand parents had only known a world where the US economy was #1.
Your great, great, grandparents had only known a world where the US economy was #1.
Your great, great, great grandparents had only known a world where the US economy was #1.
Well you will have no such issue.
Unless you remember the administration of Ulysses S Grant, then you have no idea what the world is like with the USA not being #1. But you will soon.
The last time it happened people got around on horses. If you wanted to go to England, you got on a boat, and it took weeks. The Titanic was a futuristic boat that would not be built for many decades.
It was a long time ago.
In future years, when you bounce your grand child (on your knee) you can tell them you remember the year the US economy officially went over the cliff. Your grand kids will stare up at you with amazement. “You remember that grandpa?”
Remember the first Star Wars movie when Luke Skywalker meets Old Ben and he calls him Obi Wan for the first time. Old Ben is stunned, and he sits back and says “That is a name I have not heard in a long long time”
That is going to be your response when your grand kid asks what the “middle class” was? You will have the same shocked response. “The Middle Class…That is something I have not seen in a long, long time.”
Yes the last 4 years have been truly amazing.
We have seen the first down grade in the US Credit rating ever.
We have seen the first major US city file for bankruptcy ever.
We have seen the end of the US manned space program. (There is nothing more impressive then a space program that can’t get to space.)
We have seen the American Middle Class no longer be the worlds richest. Now Canada’s is.
Now we will see a large communist dictatorship take over the #1 spot as the worlds economic super power.
The Barack Obama Presidential Library is going to be a historic treasure. One room after the next will highlight the decline of our country.
Anyway…….Thanks corporate America. Thanks Republicans and Democrats. You guys have been doing a tremendous job. You should all be very proud.

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