Dick Cheney Wants Your Money Please......
Dick Cheney…..The man who made an entire career out of being wrong is now asking for your attention.
It wasn’t enough to be wrong at every high level government position he ever held (and there were many). Now Dick wants to get back in the game. He wants to be relevant again, and the best part is he wants you to help pay for it.
No seriously….. Dick Cheney wants you to send him money so he can keep being wrong. Being wrong is not cheap you know.
Are you paying attention to what I am telling you? This is serious. You need to stop reading this post and go get your check book. Why are you still reading? Go find a pen….. and where it says “Pay to the orders” you need to write “DICK Cheney”.
Make sure you spell DICK correctly. We don’t want your hard earned money going to just any DICK.
Then under the dollar amount you fill in whatever amount you feel comfortable with. Maybe it is only $5.00. Maybe it is $5000.00. However much you feel Dick Cheney deserves (to continue being wrong) you go right ahead and fill in that amount.
When he was Vice President Dick Cheney being wrong only cost Trillions of US Dollars, and Thousands of dead US citizens. Since the US Treasury refuses to continue giving Dick Cheney money you will need to fill in the shortfall.
Don’t be shy about making your contribution a reoccurring monthly payment either. Being wrong is very costly. To keep it going we will all have to make some sacrifice. So don’t be cheap.
When you are done writing Dick Cheney a check please feel free to send me one too.
http://strongeramerica.com/
It wasn’t enough to be wrong at every high level government position he ever held (and there were many). Now Dick wants to get back in the game. He wants to be relevant again, and the best part is he wants you to help pay for it.
No seriously….. Dick Cheney wants you to send him money so he can keep being wrong. Being wrong is not cheap you know.
Are you paying attention to what I am telling you? This is serious. You need to stop reading this post and go get your check book. Why are you still reading? Go find a pen….. and where it says “Pay to the orders” you need to write “DICK Cheney”.
Make sure you spell DICK correctly. We don’t want your hard earned money going to just any DICK.
Then under the dollar amount you fill in whatever amount you feel comfortable with. Maybe it is only $5.00. Maybe it is $5000.00. However much you feel Dick Cheney deserves (to continue being wrong) you go right ahead and fill in that amount.
When he was Vice President Dick Cheney being wrong only cost Trillions of US Dollars, and Thousands of dead US citizens. Since the US Treasury refuses to continue giving Dick Cheney money you will need to fill in the shortfall.
Don’t be shy about making your contribution a reoccurring monthly payment either. Being wrong is very costly. To keep it going we will all have to make some sacrifice. So don’t be cheap.
When you are done writing Dick Cheney a check please feel free to send me one too.
http://strongeramerica.com/
posted by res17 at
June 18, 2014
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