Patriots Strike Back.....Lame!

The Patriots Strike Back……LAME!

http://espn.go.com/…/new-england-patriots-offer-rebuttal-we…

"There is no evidence that Tom Brady preferred footballs that were lower than 12.5”

(That is lawyer talk. 12.5 is all Lawyer talk. Brady did say he likes Deflated balls. You can listen to him say yourself.

http://www.cbssports.com/…/tom-brady-in-2011-i-like-deflate…

"When Gronk scores -- it was like his eighth touchdown of the year -- he spikes the ball and he deflates the ball. I love that, because I like the deflated ball. “

(The Patriots got their own scientific expert to explain why the Patriots balls would all lose air by halftime but the Colts balls would not…... Pay no attention to the fact that the scientific expert receives money from the owner of the Patriots. )

MacKinnon is described as the "scientific co-founder" of Flex Pharma on the company's website and as Scientific Advisory Board co-chair of Flex Pharma, a company that develops products to help stop muscle cramps and spasms. The Kraft Group, a company founded by Patriots owner Robert Kraft in 1998, is listed on Flex Pharma's website as one of the company's investors.

(No conflict of interest there. No sir.)

In the Wellsreportcontext.com, the Patriots said McNally referred to himself as "the deflator" jokingly because he was attempting to lose weight.

(Lets talk about the word Deflate. Or Deflation. Or Deflated.

It is never used when discussing weight loss. Never!

Weight Watchers does not advertise their products by saying they can help you get deflated.

Nobody joins Jenny Craig for their miraculous deflation abilities.

Those three words are used when discussing three things. Balloons…. Balls…. or tires.

When the equipment guy of the Patriots (who is being accused of deflating footballs) is found out to have the nickname “The deflator”….well……nobody is going to believe he is talking about weight loss. NOBODY!

When you google “weight loss” and “deflate” you get lots of hits about the Patriots and nothing on losing weight. Because nobody talks like the Patriots want you to believe.)

"Can't wait to give you your needle this week smile emoticon" They said it was a running joke between Jastremski and McNally because McNally often would deliver the Patriots' gauge and pump to the officials locker room for pregame inspection, and then would be asked by officials for an additional needle. Thus, McNally would have to return to the Patriots locker room and ask for a needle from Jastremski.

(Boy….. that is hilarious Patriot locker room humor right there. That story is worthy of a couple of texts……..That could be an SNL skit it is so funny.)

The Patriots also questioned how the Wells report could conclude that the 1 minute, 40 seconds McNally spent in the Gillette Stadium bathroom before the Colts game was used to deflate the game balls.

"The report does not address whether one minute and 40 is consistent with the time that it takes a gentleman to enter a bathroom, relieve himself, wash his hands, and leave," the team said. "In fact, it is."

( And……The Patriots never explained why their equipment guy took 12 footballs into the mens room in the first place. Do you take 12 footballs into the men’s room? I don’t. Those same footballs later came up deflated. Can the Patriots explain that? I can!)

McNally and Jastremski were indefinitely suspended by the Patriots on May 6, the league said earlier this week. (WHY? If they did nothing wrong why would the Patriots suspend them?)

One factor the Wells report cited in determining that Brady was "at least generally aware" of "inappropriate activities of McNally and Jastremski involving the release of air from Patriots game balls" was increased communication between Brady and Jastremski after the AFC Championship Game.

In the Wellsreportcontext.com, the Patriots said one reason for the increased communication was Brady's CONCERN for Jastremski, a behind-the-scenes employee thrust into a limelight to which he is not accustomed.

"Mr. Brady's reaching out to Mr. Jastremski to see how he was holding up in these circumstances is not only understandable, but commendable," the Pats wrote.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Stop…. They are killing me with this stuff.

So we are supposed to believe that Tom Brady…..The man who only cares about one person……. Tom Brady……

That two weeks before the Super bowl (The biggest game of the year) Mr Self Centered was really concerned about an equipment guy.

Remember this is the same equipment guy who had nothing nice to say about Tom Brady. A guy who cursed Tom out in text after text but the reason (after the sh*t hit the fan) that Tom spent so much time talking to him is because he is such a caring human being.

The same caring human being who dumped his pregnant girlfriend to go out with supermodel Gisele……. That is the guy we are talking about…… and he is really just hoping the equipment guy (in charge of deflating his balls…….. and then lying about it)…..is ok with the limelight. That is what we are supposed to believe… OK….If you say so Mr. Kraft.

Mr. Kraft……. a man of integrity and honor………)

"Despite our conviction that there was no tampering with footballs, it was our intention to accept any discipline levied by the league," he said Monday.

"Today's punishment, however, far exceeded any reasonable expectation. It was based completely on circumstantial rather than hard or conclusive evidence."

(How is the punishment unreasonable? It is a 4 game suspension. That is standard punishment for many offenses. If you use performance enhancing drugs you get a 4 game suspension.

Adrian Peterson was suspended an entire year.

Sean Peyton was suspended an entire year.

Tom got off easy. I would have stripped the title and taken back the trophy. Mr Kraft should send a thank you note to Roger Goodell for being so nice.

Lance Armstrong cheated and there was no proof of any kind. No failed drug test ever….. and they stripped him of all his titles. Yes the Patriots got off easy. They should accept that generosity and shut the f*ck up.

Nobody believes them outside of the Northeast. Nobody!