Chris Christie...Tracking Immigrants Like Fed Ex Packages........

Keep track of immigrants in real time (at all times) just like a Fed Ex Package.

No seriously this is not a joke. This is only funny because it is so real.

Chris Christie really wants to do this.

See when Hitler wanted to track people he had to tattoo numbers on their arm. That was so inefficient.

But with technology that is no longer necessary. Today we can do so much better…….

They can use bar code technology and track them on the internet. That is so much better.

Chris Christie and Fed Ex will lead the way. That is if Fed Ex ever responds……Right now the executives are huddled in a conference room asking each other did Chris Christie really just mention our name with this idea……Please say he didn’t really do that.

Republicans…..Real solutions for real problems.

Without Republicans what would we all have to laugh at. They single handedly keep me entertained.

Thanks Chris Christie. This article brightened my day.

http://fortune.com/2015/08/30/chris-christie-fedex-immigrants/