Monday, August 10, 2015

Coke Paying For Their Own Science.....

Coke is paying for research which concludes the reason you are so fat is not because of their can of colored High Fructose Corn Syrup. No sir! The real reason is because you don’t exercise enough. You are just too freakin lazy.
Sure there are more gym memberships in the United States today than at any time in history. Sure the exercise industry takes in 52 Billion dollars a year…..An all time high. Sure there is a gym located on practically every street corner in American. But the problem is you just aren’t going enough.
Think about it……
How many gyms were in the United Stated during the 1950’s? Not many.
How many people went to the gym in 1950’s? Not many.
How much food was sweetened with High Fructose Corn Syrup in the 1950’s? None!
How many fat people were there in the 1950’s? Not many.
But you are supposed to believe the reason you (and everyone you know) is fat today is because you are just not exercising enough. So there you go.
Go buy a 12 pack of Coke and enjoy. It is like a health food. When you are done drinking your Coke just do some jumping jacks and you will remain thin. 200 Jumping jacks and people won’t even be able to see you because you will be so thin.
Enjoy that Coke!

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