Friday, February 19, 2016

Donald Trumps Many Failures.....He Hopes You Don't Remember.....

It is pretty incredible that Donald Trump is still leading the Republican Race.
Really it shows how completely fed up everyone is with established candidates.
But there are people who truly believe Trump will fix the US economy with his brilliant business mind.
While it is true Trump has made lots of money (It easier to do when you inherit millions from your dad) he also presided over lots of failures. Those failures were his alone.
Perhaps you don’t remember all the Trump failures….. so lets review.
There was the USFL football league. You don’t remember the USFL? That is because it failed. Trump was a big reason why it failed.
There were Trump Airlines. You don’t remember trump airlines? That is because it failed.
There was Trump Vodka. You don’t remember Trump Vodka? That is because it failed.
There was Trump Magazine? You don’t remember Trump Magazine? That is because it failed.
There was the Trump Board Game? You don’t remember playing the Trump Board game? That is because it failed.
There was Trump Mortgage? Did you ever refinance with Trump Mortgage? Nobody else did either. That is why it failed.
There were Trump Steaks. Kinda like Omaha Steaks but nobody bought any. That is why it failed.
There was Trump University. Did you ever get a degree from Trump University? Nobody else did either. That is why it failed.
There was Trump Ice (Bottled Water). You never bought any Trump Ice? Nobody else did either. That is why it failed.
There was Go Trump.com. You never went there to plan your vacation? Nobody else went there either. That is why it failed.
There is the Trump Steak House in Las Vegas. Did you ever eat there? You will probably be glad if you didn’t. It was closed down in 2012 for having 51 health code violations. It did reopen though. You better get there fast (If you want to try it) before the health department shows up again.
There are the Trump Entertainment Resorts. They are still around but they have filed for Bankruptcy protection 4 times. Have you filed for bankruptcy protection 4 times? Well then Trump has you beat.
Time and again Donald Trump has told you the Trump name is gold. But history shows us this is not really true.
I hope you have enjoyed reminiscing on Donald Trumps many failures. I am sure once he gets his hands on the entire US Economy the results will be much better.

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