Saturday, March 5, 2016

Everyone In The USA is Fat.....The US NAVY Must Adjust.....

Since we live in a country where everybody is super fat (from eating tons of High Fructose Corn Syrup).......The United States Navy can't find enough thin people to enlist.
Since the food companies will never get rid of the HFCS and the NAVY needs people on their ships they are loosening their rules to accept fat people.
The opening scene of Top Gun will need to be reshot with fat people running around the deck of an aircraft carrier trying to launch aircraft. It will be hilarious.

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