Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Lawn Jarts and Guns....

In the 80’s there was a game called Lawn Jarts.
They were these big weighted darts that you hurled into the air and tried to land them in a hoop. It was a game similar to Horse shoes.
Then one day a kid threw a lawn Jart and it landed on his sisters head and she died.
That was the end of lawn jarts. Too dangerous.
Today you go to the store to buy lawn jarts and they are not sold. The original version that embedded itself in the ground is no longer accessible to you.
What is accessible to you is the ability to shoot 500 people. There are people who think that is just great. There are people who Support that completely. They will fight against anyone who tries to change that.
If you want the ability to shoot 800 people they would support that too.
Whatever you want.
Because that is what the founding fathers envisioned for our country.
The founding fathers just didn’t give a sh*t about lawn games. So you are out of luck on that one.

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