Thursday, July 10, 2014

75 Grand To Hear Chelsea..... What a deal.

Good news….
If you can’t afford $500,000.00 to have Bill Clinton come talk to you.
And
If you can’t afford $250,000.00 to have Hillary Clinton come talk to you
You no longer have to live your life in despair. You can turn that frown upside down because now you can pay a measly $75,000.00 and Chelsea will be more then happy to come talk to you.
It may not be Bill (telling you what you want to hear) but hey, look at all the money you will be saving.
Hiring a Clinton is like playing a song on a Juke Box. You put the money in and hit the button you want. Then it plays exactly what you expected. Sounds great too. If you desire a different tune, just hit a different button. As long as the money continues to flow they will say whatever you want.
See a juke box is a machine…. just like the Clintons. They both perform the exact same function. Money for sound. When it is over the sound is gone, as is the money.
Did you see tuition at Uconn is going up 6.5%? After telling the students they will need to pay more, somehow Uconn found ¼ million dollars to hand over to Hillary.
Hillary showed up and blah blah blahed for two hours, and then left with a suit case full of money. Now the students will have to pick up the tab.
Heck just tack it onto their student loans. They will have plenty time to formulate a payment plan while living with their parents.
The important thing is Hillary spoke and probably changed lives.
It is inspiring hearing professional politicians regurgitate whatever political spin an audience wants to hear. Nobody flips that switch like a Clinton. It is worth every dollar. That is what they expect too. 

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